Can someone translate this from Spanish into English?

Can anyone who's bilingual spanish/english translate this conversation? You may have to turn the volume up a bit. 10 points to theperson who bothers to translate and summarize it for poor clueless gringa :(

http://s177.photobucket.com/albums/w210/LopLover/?action=view%26amp;current=spanishclip-2.mp4Can someone translate this from Spanish into English?
Lo peor esque es mentira!

Si ya lo s茅 es por eso que lo dije

AHH

por eso es mejor que lo entiendes

no me gusta! mira mi mujer es mas grande que tu mujer!

No la mia te gana por 300 kilos

Mentira! la mia es mas fuerte una gran mujer!

no la mia es mas ferte

Oh eso es mentira! La tuya es tan flaca que ya no puedes ni verla!

Esa es la otra.

Tienes dos? DOS?



The worst is that this is a lie

Yeah, I know that`s why I said it,

Ahhh

That's why it is better that you understand it

I don't like it! look my girl is bigger than yours!

NO! mine is 300 kilos bigger!

That's a Lie!

Mine is stronger!! A really big girl!

NO! mine is stronger!

Oh this is a lie! Yours is very thin that you cannot even see her!

That's the other one!

Do you have two??? TWO GIRLS????Can someone translate this from Spanish into English?
perdon XD sorry I CCANT HEAR ANYTHING D: AND IM MEXICAN AND I LIVE IN MEXICO XDCan someone translate this from Spanish into English?
i would love to help u but theres no audio or conversation its blank sorry about that